superman wears jack bauer pajamas

24wallpaperI’m addicted to 24.  Almost as much as I’m hooked on Starbucks.  It’s a good thing for me that 24 is only 24 and not 48 or 72 or worse.  So as I spread the good news about this show, I wanted to pass on some great facts about Jack Bauer, the postmodern superhero.  I stole these from another blog site

* If everyone on 24 followed Jack’s instructions, it would be called 12.

* If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

* Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

* There have been no terrorist attacks in the United States since Jack Bauer appeared on television.

* When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously on 24…"

* Jack Bauer doesn’t speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

* When Google doesn’t know the answer, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

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