My Epitaph post-humorous

Tombstone2 Here are 15 other humorous epitaphs.  (Maybe you have some to share also?)

  1. Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102; The Good Die Young.
  2. Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid, But died an old Mann.
  3. Anna Wallace: The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
  4. Here lies Johnny Yeast, Pardon me For not rising.
  5. Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
  6. Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.
  7. Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes, who died January 3, 1803, His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
  8. Sir John Strange: Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
  9. I was somebody.  Who, is no business Of yours.
  10. "I told you I was sick!"
  11. John Penny: Reader if cash thou art, In want of any, Dig 4 feet deep, And thou wilt find a Penny.
  12. Margaret Daniels: She always said her feet were killing her, but nobody believed her.
  13. On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle – Went out of tune.
  14. Here lies the body of our Anna, Done to death by a banana, It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low, But the skin of the thing that made her go.
  15. Here lies an Atheist, All dressed up, And no place to go.

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