Me and the Goats

Here’s a self-absorbed twist on The Sheep and the Goats (from Matthew 25):

Come, you are who blessed by My Father,
Inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.
For I was stuffed, and you gave me even more food!
I was overflowing with drink, and you got me drunk!
I was famous, and you invited me to every party you had!
I was incredibly fashionable, and you bought me even more expensive clothes!
I was healthy and beautiful and attractive, and you adored me!
I was in my mansions, and you gawked from the fence!


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